Puns

Maximum Rock N Roll Liberal Animation S&M Airlines Ribbed White Trash, Two Heebs, And A Bean Punk In Drublic Heavy Petting Zoo So Long And Thanks For All The Shoes The Decline Pump Up The Valuum Compilations

     
  • Puns from Maximum Rock N Roll:
    • Bang Gang:
    • Bang Gang instead of "gang bang", as in what homies do.

    • Drain Bramaged:
    • Brain Damaged, Drain Bramaged (Shoulda been Dain Bramaged right?)

     
  • Puns from Liberal Animation:
    • Liberal Animation, switch the "Liber" and the "Anim" ... Animal Liberation
    • Erik Sandin was "Seymour Butts" on this album, ie. See More Butts
    • ???? was "Paul Attics" on this albums, ie. Politics.

    • Freedumb:
    • Freedumb ... Freedom.

    • Here Comes The Neighborhood:
    • Here Comes the Neighborhood... there goes the neighborhood

    • You Put Your Chocolate In My Peanutbutter:
    • "There's no justice theres just us" is like 'just us' = 'justice'

    • Mr. Jones:
    • This song's about heroin, the line that goes "without you what's the 'point'" is referring to a needle.

    • Piece:
    • Piece, Peace

     
  • Puns from S&M Airlines:
    • Fat Mike was "Mike Rakhabit" on this album, ie. My Crack Habit.
    • Erik Sandin was "Erik Shun" on this album, ie. Erection.
    • ???? was "Al Bino" on this album, ie. Albino.

    • Day To Daze:
    • Day to days, day to daze in this case since the guy's stoned all the time. But he says one day, then it turns to days.

    • Five Feet Under:
    • 6 feet under means the guy's dead... so 5 feet under means almost dead. ("He's got one foot, in the grave")

    • Professional Crastination:
    • Professional Crastination, abberviate professional - Pro. crastination, Procrastination.
    • "We're living in a procrastination" Like procrasti-nation, a nation of procrasti.

    • You Drink, You Drive, You Spill:
    • You drink, you drive, you kill ... You drink, you drive, you spill.

    • Scream For Change:
    • Change as in social change, not money.

     
  • Puns from Ribbed:
    • They didn't know what to call this album or to put on the cover. They were sittin' around gettin frustrated and Steve Kilwilder got pissed and said "Aw fuck it! Let's just put a big condom on the front!" They did.
    • Erik Sandin was "Groggy Nodbeggar" on this album.
    • Steve Kilwilder was "Izzy Drew Lynn" on this album, ie. Is He Drooling.

    • El Lay:
    • El Lay ... L.A. ... Los Angeles.

    • Together On The Sand:
    • "I had my fingers up her... country music played on the radio" I had my fingers up her CUNT-ry played...

    • Gonoherpasyphilaids:
    • Gonoherpasyphlaids: Gonnoreah, herpes, syphilis, and aids all in one (yuck)

    • The Malachi Crunch:
    • The Malachi Brothers are bad guys from the old tv series 'Happy Days'. Each of them crunched the opposite side of Fonz and Pinkie Tuskadaro's car so they couldn't participate in a derby, that's where 'The Malachi Crunch' got it's name.

     
  • Puns from White Trash, Two Heebs, And A Bean:
    • Erik Sandin is the white trash, Mike and Melvin are the Heebs, Hefe's the bean.
    • This album was gonna be called "White Trash, Two Kikes And A Spic" but Melvin's grandma found out and she got pissed at hime... something about a Jewish grandma making you feel guilty or something and it got changed.
    • Erik Sandin was "Erik Ghint" on this album, ie. Arrogant

    • Soul Doubt:
    • Soul Doubt ... that is, sold out

    • Liza And Louise:
    • Liza and Louise aren't real people. Fat Mike just likes lesbians.

    • Johnny Appleseed:
    • This song's about Erik Sandin. He gets laid every town they stop in to play a show.

    • Buggley Eyes:
    • Dedicated to all the beautiful girls out there.

     
  • Puns from Punk In Drublic:
    • Drunk In Public, switch the "Dr" and the "P" and you get...
    • Erik Sandin was "Herb Reathstinks" on this album, ie. Her Breath Stinks.

    • Don't Call Me White:
    • "I wasn't brought here, I was born, Circumsized, categorized, allegiance sworn, Does this mean I have to take such shit, For being fairskinned? No! I ain't a part of no conspiracy, I'm just you're average Joe"
    • - This is saying how people who immigrate to the US shouldn't be racist towards the Americans and other white people. If they don't like them they should get the fuck outta their country.
    • "So go ahead and label me, An asshole cause I can, Aceept responsibility, for what I've done, But not for who I am"
    • - Don't jugde me because I'm white or cause of who I am, I can't help any of that. If it's something I've done fine call me an asshole or whatever.

    • The Brews:
    • Dedicated to the kids in the Fairfax ghetto.
    • "Friday night we'll, be drinking Manashevitz" Manashevitz is cheap wine Jews stereotypically drink.
    • "Goin' out to terrorize Goyem" Goyem are Non-Jewish people.
    • "Stompin' Shagitz" Shagitz are preppies.
    • "Screwin shicksas" Shicksas are pretty girls. (kinda like chicks)
    • "We got the might, psycho mashuganas" Mashuganas is Yiddish for "Crazy"
    • "Chutspah! We battle then we feast" Chutspah is an untranslatable Yiddish term meaning a cross between balls and rudeness.
    • "Sporting anti-swastika tattoos" - It's against the Jewish law to get a tattoo.
    • "As long as we're home by Saturday morning" - Jews gotta be home in time for Synagogue.
    • "The Fairfax ghetto boy, skinhead Hebrews" Fairfax is a part of LA where the Orthodox Jews live.
    • "Dai Dayenu" This is part of Jewish Hymn

    • Dying Degree:
    • The title could also be read "Die and agree"

    • Lori Meyers:
    • "It wasn't recognition of her face, what brought me back was a familiar mark, As it flashed across the screen" Some birth-mark or something she had on her body he recognised, not her face.
    • Lori Meyers was his old childhood friend and she grew up and was doing porno.
    • Lori Meyers is NOT a real person.

    • Punk Guy:
    • "Crazier than GG" GG Allin was in the Jabbers, the Scumfucs, Antiseen and the Murder Junkies. He died on June 28, 1993 of a heroin overdose at the age of thirty-six
    • "More PC than Ian" Ian MacKaye was supposed to have started the whole sXe thing
    • "Got colored teeth like Johhny" Johnny Rotten from the Sex Pistols
    • "Exudes a VICIOUS disposition" Sid Vicious from the Sex Pistols
    • "His hair sticks out like Colins did" Colins from Dag Nasty, he had big hair
    • "He jumps similair to Springa" The guy from SSD
     
  • Puns from Heavy Petting Zoo:
    • Bleeding Heart Disease:
    • The title, HOMOphobic means scared of gay people, HOBOphobic meaning scared of bums (wow, just like the chorus)

    • Bleeding Heart Disease:
    • The title is a combination of a bleeding heart liberal and heart disease.
    • This song's a take off of the Sound Of Music song Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do.
    • "LA, such a nice place to get shot" LA meaning L.A. ie. Los Angeles.
    • "But don't forget the T is follows liber in the constitution" Put it together, liberT, liberty.

    • Love Story:
    • "Father stares at a wall, Stained thicker than water" Blood is thicker than water, that's some saying. So the wall's covered it blood, the wife killed herself cause the husband was cheating on her.

    • The Black And White:
    • Joseph Raymond McCarthy(1908-1957) was an anti-communist.
    • Catharine McKinnon and Andrea Dworking were some great feminists.

    • Whatever Didi Wants:
    • "I wouldn't walk, 500 miles" You know that old Proclaimers song 500 Miles ("And I would walk 500 miles...and I would walk 500 more"). This is dissin' it.

    • August 8th:
    • August 9th was the REAL day that that fat hippie, Jerry Garcia, died - "I see a bunch of hippies crying, yeah August 8th is a beautiful day" but NOFX fucked up. Thanks to Cliff (SuperPunk) for the fact.

     
  • Puns from So Long And Thanks For All The Shoes:
    • The title of this album is a take off of some guys book title, So Long And Thanks For All The Fish but since they've had lots of shoes thrown at them...

    • Kids Of The K-Hole:
    • A K-Hole is the name for the trip you have when you get high on Special-K, a drug consisting of mostly Ketamine.

    • Falling In Love:
    • Two lovers are in a crashing plane, so they're falling and they're in love with each other (Thanks Mike)
    • *It's sad, Fat Mike's wife (Erin) won't listen to it cause it makes her cry.

     
  • Puns from The Decline:
    • "Add the Bill of Rights, subtract the wrongs" Bill of Rights as in the bill of people's rights in the US, also rights as in right and wrong.
    • "Memorize and sing star spangled songs" the American flag is also called the Star Spangled Banner. This means patriotic songs about the US.
    • "Jerry spent some time in Michigan" Meaning Jerry spent some time in a Michigan jail.
    • "A twenty year vacation, after all he had a dime, A dime is worth a lot more in Detroit, A dime in California, a twenty dollar fine" A dime as in a dime bag of marijuana (usually a gram or so, $10 worth). They're saying how drug laws are more strict in different parts of the US but they shouldn't be because it's the peoples choice if they want to do it or not.
    • "Jerry only stayed a couple months, It's hard to enjoy yourself while bleeding out the ass" Jerry was gettin corn-holed in jail... raped that is.
    • "Asphyxiation is simple and fast" Suffocation is easy, suicide, killing yourself is easier than...
    • "It beats seventeen fun years of being someones bitch" Being some guys slave and sex slave for 17 years in prison.
    • "One more pill to kill the pain" This is saying how people don't do anything about problems these days, they just get high and forget about them.

     
  • Puns from Pump Up The Valuum:
    • Obviously the title of the album first, a mix of "pump up the volume" and "pump up the valium".

    • And Now For Something Completely Similair:
    • "... similarity, to Linoleum..." The beginning of the song with the guy singing opera-style is the same as Linoleum
    • "...Shadows Of Deafeat..." This is a song by Good Riddance and the bass part at the beginning sounds the same.

    • Take Two Placebos And Call Me Lame:
    • "You don't get to site and save my un-hip-ocracies" - In other words, "you don't get to site and save my own hypocracies" The general public who never forget your wrongdoings constantly tell you what you did wrong and that being punk makes you a hypocrite because you still function properly in society. Also un-hip as in uncool.

    • Dinosaurs Will Die:
    • The whole songs is comparing the music industry to dinosaurs, ie. they're old and extinct and killing themselves.

    • Thank God It's Monday:
    • The song is a take off of Thank God It's Friday and how they like Monday's better.

    • Stranger Than Fishin':
    • This song is a take off of Bad Religion's song Stranger Than Fiction.

    • Total Bummer:
    • The part where it goes "You light up my life, you give me hope..." is an old song by Debbie Boone called You Light Up My Life.

    • Herojuana:
    • Obviously the song title, heroin and marijuana to get Herojuana.
    • "Uncut powder" is uncut cocaine, uncut meaning pure.

    • Theme From A NOFX Album:
    • This song is to the same tune as their Polka Song they sang live a long time ago when they started playing.
    • Bushmills is Irish whiskey.
    • "Stick with what ya know, playing guitar solo" Melvin plays rythm guitar and Hefe plys all the solo's but Melvin does play his guitar rediculously low so it could be, "Stick with what ya know, playing guitar so low."
    • "Hetson and Watt in Punk Karaoke" refers to Melvin's other punk karaoke band, Punk-I-Oke. Hetson and Watt are two guys in his band.

    • Thanks to The Pun Guy and ZebraCow for a few of these puns.
     
  • Puns from Compilations:
    • We Threw Gasoline... (Punk-O-Rama vol. 3): "a profit, not to be made but heard" means profit as in money made by a company and prophet as in the religious people who get revelation from God.

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